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LICHTLAERM AUDIO "Altar"

Dual Gain Monolith | Boost · Fuzz · Distortion.

Bring your sacrifices unto the Altar… and immanentize the eschaton.

The Altar is not a pedal — it’s a ritual. A relic. A weapon forged from fire, thunder, and saturated chaos. The latest incarnation of our dual-channel behemoth fuses searing high-gain fuzz/distortion with a colossal clean boost, designed to crush amps, split skies, and blur the line between musical expression and sonic blasphemy.

At its core, the fuzz circuit is a loosely summoned spirit of the Black Russian Big Muff — stretched, mangled, and reborn. From soaring Gilmourian sustain to molten doom-soaked riffage, sludge, stoner, and noise rock madness, this is your go-to for tone that refuses to behave.

Refined by Fire

Earlier versions served both guitar and bass alike. This new evolution is more focused — the guitar version leads the charge, bringing tighter control and a voice tailored for six-string prophecy.

  • The Blend knob is gone, replaced by a 3-band active EQ with ±18dB of cut/boost across Bass, Mids, and Treble — perfectly voiced for sculpting anything from classic scooped Muff roars to aggressive, mix-cutting fuzz with laser-focused mids.

  • The Depth control lets you dial in saturation character — from tight, amp-like drive to blown-out, speaker-destroying fuzz filth.

  • The EQ section is insanely powerful. Push it hard for extremes — fuzz with hi-fi clarity, or doom that sounds like tectonic plates grinding beneath you.

The Sacred Control: COMP

Introducing a new proprietary control: the COMP knob. This is your secret weapon — a morphing circuit that shifts the Altar's personality across an entire spectrum of gain. Blend from raw, dynamic distortion, to dry and violent Muff-style aggression, to smooth, organic Germanium-like overdrive. It’s not just a sound — it’s a shapeshifter.

And to fuel this wild ride, the Altar boosts your 9V supply internally to a bone-crushing 36V, granting massive headroom, clarity, and brutal loudness. We’re not saying this is the loudest Muff-inspired pedal ever built. We’re saying no other one dares to be this loud.

Enter the DOOM

Inside lies a forbidden rite — the DOOM switch. Flip it, and the gain stages plunge into beast mode. It alters the corner frequencies of the circuit, shifting from mid-forward Sovtek crunch to a low-end hammer that sends everything through the clipping stage. It’s like detuning reality.

Independently Usable Clean Boost

The Boost circuit is a standalone leviathan: up to +36dB of clean push with a secret agenda — it subtly excites upper harmonics, mangles fuzz textures, and sends tube amps into frenzy. Combine with the fuzz for infinite sustain, square-wave chaos, and even death metal style gnarlyness.

  • Grind control warps the boost’s EQ curve — from near-flat to a brutal HM-2-style scoop that turns your tone into serrated concrete. Think chainsaw tones buried in molten tar.

The Altar was our first-born — and with this version, it has ascended. It’s no longer just a fuzz. It’s not even just a distortion or overdrive. It’s a temple of tone, a heretical monument to Pink Floyd, Entombed, Bongripper, or even your most soul-crushing dad-rock licks.

One box. A thousand voices. 

Features:

  • Lichtlaerm Audio Smart Relay technology
  • "Depth" alters the input saturation, compression and fuzziness of the sound
  • proprietary “comp”-control that blends between different clipping styles: seamlessly mix fuzz, OD and distortion
  • 3 band active EQ with 18dB boost/cut per band
  • independently usable boost with up to 36dB output
  • “Grind”-control for the boost-section blend in a fully cranked HM2 EQ-curve
  • internal “DOOM”-switch for full on sludge-sounds
  • the loudest Big Muff style circuit in existence
  • 9V center-negative power supply (13mA) (runs on 36V internally)
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What does Pre-Order mean & how does it work?

Pre-order means that you are ordering an item that is not yet manufactured or in stock. Pre-Order items will not ship before their release date. If your order contains one or more pre-order items, the entire order will be shipped in one package once the pre-order item is released.

Product Information & Safety
Product Safety / Manufacturer Information:

Daniel Ringl
Lichtlaerm Audio
Siegfriedstr. 140
10365 Berlin
info@lichtlaermaudio.com
Disclaimer

Vinyl Orders- Please note that we do our best to protect vinyl records ideally for shipping, using our custom made mailers and additional cardboard squares. However, we can not guarantee that no damage on the way occurs. Ordering is at one's own risk. Vinyl might be delivered unsealed as we have to open copies to check vinyl colours, if not sufficiently labeled by the distributor / label.

Product Images- Please note that most of the images in our store are not actual photos but mock ups. These mock ups are digital representations of what we expect the final product to look like - however they do not represent the final product. Final vinyl pressings, prints, etc. may look slightly different.

Regular price €199.99 EUR Taxes included.Shipping calculated at checkout.

SIZE CHART

T-SHIRTS

Gildan Ultra Cotton (203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Heavy Cotton (180 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Softstyle (150 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 70
M 51 73
L 56 76
XL 61 78
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Hammer
(203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 72
M 51 75
L 56 77
XL 61 80
 XXL 66 83


Continental N03 (165 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Bella + Canvas CV3001 (145 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Earth Positive EP100 Unisex

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Earth Positive EP01 (150 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Earth Positive EP19

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 54 75
M 57 77
L 60 79
XL 63 81
 XXL 66 83


B&C #E190 (185 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 59 76
 XXL 62 78


Stanley/Stella - STTU758 - Rocker Organic (150 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 69
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 59 76
 XXL 62 78


AWD Just Ts JT002 (140 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 68
M 50 71
L 54 74
XL 58 77
 XXL 62 80


LONGSLEEVES

Gildan Ultra Cotton (203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Hammer (203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Fruit of the Loom Valueweight (165 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 48 69
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 61 77
 XXL 66 78


Earth Positive EP18L

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 72
M 53 74
L 56 76
XL 60 78
 XXL 64 80


Bella & Canvas Unisex Jersey 3501 (145 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Tee Jays Men's Baseball Tee (TJ5072)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 49 70
M 51,5 71,5
L 54 73
XL 56,5 74,5
 XXL 57 76


SWEATSHIRTS

Gildan Heavy Blend (270 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 51 69
M 56 71
L 61 74
XL 66 76
XXL 71 79


Stanley/Stella Changer 2.0 Unisex Crewneck (350 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 55 71
M 59 73
L 63 75
XL 68 78
XXL 73 81


Gildan Heavy Blend Full Zip (271 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 49 69
M 54 71
L 59 74
XL 64 76
XXL 69 79


Continental Unisex Raglan Pullover Hoodie (320 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 57 66
M 61 68
L 65 71
XL 69 74


Earth Positive Unisex Hoodie (280 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Just Hoodies College Hoodie

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 51 67
M 56 67
L 61 73
XL 65 76
 XXL 69 79


Fruit Of The Loom - Premium Set In Sweat

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 53 68
M 57 70
L 61 73
XL 65 75
 XXL 69 78


Russell Authentic Zipped Hoodie

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 54 67
M 57 69
L 60 72
XL 63 74
 XXL 66 77



SWEATPANTS

Anvil Unisex Light Terry Jogger (186 g/m²)

Size Relaxed Waist (cm) Inseam (cm)
S 36 76
M 38 77
L 41 79
XL 43 80
 XXL 46 81


FOTL Classic Elasticated Cuff Jog Pants

Size Relaxed Waist (cm) Inseam (cm)
S 28 79
M 32 80
L 35 81
XL 38 82
 XXL 42 82


SUNN CUSTOM BOMBER JACKETS

Size Front Length (cm) Width (cm) Back Length (cm)
S 59 55 65
M 61 58 67
L 63 71 69
XL 65 64 72
XXL 67 67 75
XXXL 69 70 78


BOMBER JACKET (NAILS)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm) Arm length (cm)
S 57 66 67
M 60 68 68
L 63 70 69
XL 66 72 70
XXL 69 74 71


SHORTS

Just Cool - COOL SHORTS

Size 1/2 Waist Length inc. waistband
S 35.5cm 44cm
M 38cm 46cm
L 40.5cm 48cm
XL 43cm 50cm
XXL 45.5cm 52cm
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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I pick up my order?

Yes, you can pick up your order from our warehouse in Berlin Lichtenberg. Please choose “Pick Up” as delivery method at checkout and pay for your order as if it was a regular order. You will be notified via e-mail once your order is ready for collection. Pick Up times are Monday - Friday between 10 AM and 4 PM.

Only orders fully paid in advance can be picked up. You can not shop directly from our warehouse →  online purchases only.

If not collected within 7 days after being notified that your order is ready for collection, your order will be cancelled.

After receiving your ready for pick up notification via e-mail, you can find us at the following address:

Josef-Orlopp-Str. 92
10365 Berlin-Lichtenberg

Walk onto the backyard and look out for a green door with a black sign saying "EVIL GREED / EG Distribution GmbH" and our logo, next to a loading ramp. We're located on the second floor - please ring the bell.

How do I return items on my order?

As long as the items are unworn and unwashed they can be returned to the below address:

EG Distribution GmbH
Evil Greed - Returns

Josef-Orlopp-Str. 92
10365 Berlin
Germany

Please note that we do not cover shipping back to us. If you want to make sure your package arrives okay you might want to consider sending it trackable / insured. Please also include either a copy of your invoice or a brief note with your order number so we can assign the package to the right order / customer.

Please clearly mark your shipment as "RETURN" so no custom / import charges are due when returning from an non-EU country. 

Once the items are with us and have been checked by our team, we will refund the amount due to your preferred payment method!

Do you have a size chart for your items?

Yes, you can find it here.

Can I combine orders / add items to an already existing order?

We are not able to make any changes to already existing orders. If your order hasn't been processed yet, we can however cancel it so that you can place a new order containing all the items you wish to purchase.

When will my order arrive / how long does shipping take?

If your order does not contain any pre-order items (see below) it will be shipped within 1-2 days after purchasing. Once shipped, depending on where you are shipping can take up to 1-3 days (Germany), 7 days (Europe & UK) and 30 days (worldwide). If you want your order to arrive as soon as possible, please select FedEx at checkout.

How much does shipping cost?

You can find our shipping cost here.

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