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LICHTLAERM AUDIO "Total Distortion Worship MKII"

After the limited run of the Total Distortion Worship sold out in no time, Lichtlaerm Audio worked on the production version (the MKII) for almost a year... and it’s finally here!

They added more gain, expanded the low-end range and replaced the boost with a simplified version of their King in Yellow overdrive. On top of that, they added a focus knob that gives you full control over the mid range, and you can take it all the way into nasty chainsaw territory.

The Total Distortion Worship MkII: It’s more extreme because more is more!

Sonic Excess In Its Purest Form

The Total Distortion Worship is a collaboration between Cult FX & Lichtlaerm Audio and the result of an obsessive tone chasing journey in search of the ultimate Extreme Metal distortion.

It features:

  • A completely unique distortion circuit

The TDW forges a nasty, yet versatile distortion with a highly distinctive character. whether you're playing crushing doom, vicious black metal or anything in between - the TDW will deliver!

  • Built-in overdrive

The integrated, foot-switchable overdrive circuit is based on the King in Yellow and comes with an additional internal trim pot for gain control.

  • Active 5 band EQ

Our fader EQ offers +/- 12db range per band for extensive tone shaping. We placed it after the distortion circuit for maximum impact.

  • Focus knob for mid range

Want even more control over your mid range? As part of the overdrive, the focus knob gives you full access over the most important frequency range of your tone! From modern bite to borderline chainsaw aggression, you’re 100% covered.

  • Cut knob for tightness control

A Lichtlaerm Audio staple is the cut knob, which gives you full control over the structure and tightness of your distortion. Blend to taste from massive sludgy drone, all the way to razor sharp attack with unmatched string separation, down to the lowest of tunings.

  • Studio grade noise gate

The integrated noise gate delivers the same studio grade performance as the legendary lichtlaerm The Key and The Gate. It is fully adjustable to work in perfect symbiosis with any level of sonic terror you create with the TDW.

  • Made in Germany

The TDW is made to extremely high quality standards by Lichtlaerm Audio in Berlin, Germany.

  • Two enclosure designs

To celebrate the this collaboration, we decided to offer the new Total Distortion Worship in two distinct color schemes: Classic Lichtlaerm black & gold and Cult FX's exclusive black, silver & red.

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What does Pre-Order mean & how does it work?

Pre-order means that you are ordering an item that is not yet manufactured or in stock. Pre-Order items will not ship before their release date. If your order contains one or more pre-order items, the entire order will be shipped in one package once the pre-order item is released.

Product Information & Safety
Product Safety / Manufacturer Information:

Daniel Ringl
Lichtlaerm Audio
Siegfriedstr. 140
10365 Berlin
info@lichtlaermaudio.com
Disclaimer

Vinyl Orders- Please note that we do our best to protect vinyl records ideally for shipping, using our custom made mailers and additional cardboard squares. However, we can not guarantee that no damage on the way occurs. Ordering is at one's own risk. Vinyl might be delivered unsealed as we have to open copies to check vinyl colours, if not sufficiently labeled by the distributor / label.

Product Images- Please note that most of the images in our store are not actual photos but mock ups. These mock ups are digital representations of what we expect the final product to look like - however they do not represent the final product. Final vinyl pressings, prints, etc. may look slightly different.

Regular price €289.99 EUR Taxes included.Shipping calculated at checkout.

SIZE CHART

T-SHIRTS

Gildan Ultra Cotton (203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Heavy Cotton (180 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Softstyle (150 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 70
M 51 73
L 56 76
XL 61 78
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Hammer
(203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 72
M 51 75
L 56 77
XL 61 80
 XXL 66 83


Continental N03 (165 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Bella + Canvas CV3001 (145 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Earth Positive EP100 Unisex

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Earth Positive EP01 (150 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Earth Positive EP19

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 54 75
M 57 77
L 60 79
XL 63 81
 XXL 66 83


B&C #E190 (185 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 59 76
 XXL 62 78


Stanley/Stella - STTU758 - Rocker Organic (150 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 69
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 59 76
 XXL 62 78


AWD Just Ts JT002 (140 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 68
M 50 71
L 54 74
XL 58 77
 XXL 62 80


LONGSLEEVES

Gildan Ultra Cotton (203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Hammer (203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Fruit of the Loom Valueweight (165 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 48 69
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 61 77
 XXL 66 78


Earth Positive EP18L

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 72
M 53 74
L 56 76
XL 60 78
 XXL 64 80


Bella & Canvas Unisex Jersey 3501 (145 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Tee Jays Men's Baseball Tee (TJ5072)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 49 70
M 51,5 71,5
L 54 73
XL 56,5 74,5
 XXL 57 76


SWEATSHIRTS

Gildan Heavy Blend (270 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 51 69
M 56 71
L 61 74
XL 66 76
XXL 71 79


Stanley/Stella Changer 2.0 Unisex Crewneck (350 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 55 71
M 59 73
L 63 75
XL 68 78
XXL 73 81


Gildan Heavy Blend Full Zip (271 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 49 69
M 54 71
L 59 74
XL 64 76
XXL 69 79


Continental Unisex Raglan Pullover Hoodie (320 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 57 66
M 61 68
L 65 71
XL 69 74


Earth Positive Unisex Hoodie (280 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Just Hoodies College Hoodie

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 51 67
M 56 67
L 61 73
XL 65 76
 XXL 69 79


Fruit Of The Loom - Premium Set In Sweat

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 53 68
M 57 70
L 61 73
XL 65 75
 XXL 69 78


Russell Authentic Zipped Hoodie

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 54 67
M 57 69
L 60 72
XL 63 74
 XXL 66 77



SWEATPANTS

Anvil Unisex Light Terry Jogger (186 g/m²)

Size Relaxed Waist (cm) Inseam (cm)
S 36 76
M 38 77
L 41 79
XL 43 80
 XXL 46 81


FOTL Classic Elasticated Cuff Jog Pants

Size Relaxed Waist (cm) Inseam (cm)
S 28 79
M 32 80
L 35 81
XL 38 82
 XXL 42 82


SUNN CUSTOM BOMBER JACKETS

Size Front Length (cm) Width (cm) Back Length (cm)
S 59 55 65
M 61 58 67
L 63 71 69
XL 65 64 72
XXL 67 67 75
XXXL 69 70 78


BOMBER JACKET (NAILS)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm) Arm length (cm)
S 57 66 67
M 60 68 68
L 63 70 69
XL 66 72 70
XXL 69 74 71


SHORTS

Just Cool - COOL SHORTS

Size 1/2 Waist Length inc. waistband
S 35.5cm 44cm
M 38cm 46cm
L 40.5cm 48cm
XL 43cm 50cm
XXL 45.5cm 52cm
  • LICHTLAERM AUDIO "Total Distortion Worship MKII"
  • LICHTLAERM AUDIO "Total Distortion Worship MKII"
  • LICHTLAERM AUDIO "Total Distortion Worship MKII"
  • LICHTLAERM AUDIO "Total Distortion Worship MKII"

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I pick up my order?

Yes, you can pick up your order from our warehouse in Berlin Lichtenberg. Please choose “Pick Up” as delivery method at checkout and pay for your order as if it was a regular order. You will be notified via e-mail once your order is ready for collection. Pick Up times are Monday - Friday between 10 AM and 4 PM.

Only orders fully paid in advance can be picked up. You can not shop directly from our warehouse →  online purchases only.

If not collected within 7 days after being notified that your order is ready for collection, your order will be cancelled.

After receiving your ready for pick up notification via e-mail, you can find us at the following address:

Josef-Orlopp-Str. 92
10365 Berlin-Lichtenberg

Walk onto the backyard and look out for a green door with a black sign saying "EVIL GREED / EG Distribution GmbH" and our logo, next to a loading ramp. We're located on the second floor - please ring the bell.

How do I return items on my order?

As long as the items are unworn and unwashed they can be returned to the below address:

EG Distribution GmbH
Evil Greed - Returns

Josef-Orlopp-Str. 92
10365 Berlin
Germany

Please note that we do not cover shipping back to us. If you want to make sure your package arrives okay you might want to consider sending it trackable / insured. Please also include either a copy of your invoice or a brief note with your order number so we can assign the package to the right order / customer.

Please clearly mark your shipment as "RETURN" so no custom / import charges are due when returning from an non-EU country. 

Once the items are with us and have been checked by our team, we will refund the amount due to your preferred payment method!

Do you have a size chart for your items?

Yes, you can find it here.

Can I combine orders / add items to an already existing order?

We are not able to make any changes to already existing orders. If your order hasn't been processed yet, we can however cancel it so that you can place a new order containing all the items you wish to purchase.

When will my order arrive / how long does shipping take?

If your order does not contain any pre-order items (see below) it will be shipped within 1-2 days after purchasing. Once shipped, depending on where you are shipping can take up to 1-3 days (Germany), 7 days (Europe & UK) and 30 days (worldwide). If you want your order to arrive as soon as possible, please select FedEx at checkout.

How much does shipping cost?

You can find our shipping cost here.

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