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CLOAKROOM "Last Leg Of The Human Table" LP

Genre - Shoegaze
Record Label - Closed Casket

Cloakroom released their last album “Dissolution Wave” into the world on January 28th, 2022, commemorating their 10th anniversary as a band.  The trio spent the months that followed embarking on a number of tours, growing together as a cohesive unit and pushing the boundaries of what could be accomplished in a short amount of time together. At one point, the troupe traveled from Chicago to Salt Lake City and back in a mere six days, playing six shows in the process and traveling no less than 600 miles a day. As the calendar flipped to 2024, Cloakroom launched on their most ambitious schedule to date, playing 27 shows across Europe in just over four weeks time. While this is being written, the band is resting their bones after a 34 date North American run that was completed in 37 days.

By their own standards, their new album ‘Last Leg of the Human Table’ is a couple of years early. After an upstate New York evening spent with Closed Casket Activities owner Justin Louden, the group agreed upon a deal to work together with the label on their next LP. Initially setting out to test the waters with a four-song EP, Cloakroom booked three days at the famed Electrical Audio studio in Chicago in December of 2023 and set out to write a batch of new material. The composing sessions between singer/guitar player Doyle Martin and bass player Bobby Markos proved more fruitful than expected though, and soon the band was faced with the dilemma of picking which songs to include on an abbreviated release and which to save for the future long play.

No doubt inspired by their hectic touring schedules, Cloakroom decided to set out on tracking an entire LP in the three days of booked studio time while on the way to Chicago. After a few long nights of rehearsing and writing with drummer Timothy Remis, the group entered the house that Albini built with longtime collaborator and engineer Zac Montez to begin tracking the ten song effort. Through a rigorous work schedule over the next 72 hours, the band was able to capture the skeleton of the album before driving to Kalamazoo, Michigan and Fort Wayne, Indiana for a couple of end of the year gigs. The band would round out the week by spending some time at Rec Room Studios in Palos Hills, Illinois to lay down some overdubs and further complete the record.

“Last Leg of the Human Table” is not a post-apocalyptic record or a work of science fiction like Cloakroom’s previous LP. If Dissolution Wave was a space western following an asteroid miner protagonist, Last Leg brings the observer back to Earth where most things are not as they’re cracked up to be. For Cloakroom the world of modernity is in polycrisis and America has lost its soul. Narrative fetishism is all too usual of a literary mechanism for Cloakroom. If you listen closely you can hear the concern; not just for the teetering social structure but for what it means to be human and the high cost of the human experience.

T.S Eliot’s ominous “not with a bang but a whimper” has gotten a lot of traction in a post-pandemic world, maybe even too much one could say. That whimper is just tinnitus to Cloakroom; here is the sound of a furnace that can’t stop running. That tonal resonance plays in-between songs on Volume 4 of the band’s discography. Recorded at Chicago’s staple Electrical Audio, there could not be more of a hallowed space to capture this body of work. 

Every song is a different sound working together to showcase Cloakroom’s genre-bending capabilities and seemingly vast array of influences; whether it be the sampling of the post-disco Detroit group Was (Not Was) or the lifted NASA recording of the humming of Saturn’s rings. Engineer Zac Montez (Whirr, Turnover) whom the band has referred to as an integral part of the band once again aided in smoothing out the rough parts and turning up the quiet. 

The album is truly sonically inspiring. Shoegaze, doom, post-punk, folk just scratch the surface on the band’s shortest yet seemingly most substantial release to date. “Last Leg of the Human Table” can sound sardonic in its nature and it probably is, but this group has always found some wonder in the scurrying chaos of modern life. In 37 minutes, the album almost imbues a sense of responsibility to the listener as if one leg were to falter the whole table will fall. 

Tracklist:
01. The Pilot
02. Ester Wind
03. On Joy and Unbelieving
04. Unbelonging
05. The Lights Are On
06. Bad Larry
07. The Story of the Egg
08. On Joy and Undeserving
09. Cloverlooper
10. Turbine Song

Pressing Information:
White Edition
200 - White with Red Splatter (Tour Pressing)
300 - White and Clear Cornetto
500 - Clear with Glitter (Retail Pressing)

Red Edition
200 - Red with Glitter
300 - Red in Clear with White Splatter (Indie Retail Edition)
500 - Red and White Split

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EG Distribution GmbH
Josef-Orlopp-Str. 92
10365 Berlin
Germany
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T-SHIRTS

Gildan Ultra Cotton (203 g/m²)

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S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Heavy Cotton (180 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Softstyle (150 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 70
M 51 73
L 56 76
XL 61 78
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Hammer
(203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 72
M 51 75
L 56 77
XL 61 80
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Continental N03 (165 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Bella + Canvas CV3001 (145 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Earth Positive EP100 Unisex

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Earth Positive EP01 (150 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Earth Positive EP19

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S 54 75
M 57 77
L 60 79
XL 63 81
 XXL 66 83


B&C #E190 (185 g/m²)

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S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 59 76
 XXL 62 78


Stanley/Stella - STTU758 - Rocker Organic (150 g/m²)

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S 50 69
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 59 76
 XXL 62 78


AWD Just Ts JT002 (140 g/m²)

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S 46 68
M 50 71
L 54 74
XL 58 77
 XXL 62 80


LONGSLEEVES

Gildan Ultra Cotton (203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Gildan Hammer (203 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Fruit of the Loom Valueweight (165 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 48 69
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 61 77
 XXL 66 78


Earth Positive EP18L

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 72
M 53 74
L 56 76
XL 60 78
 XXL 64 80


Bella & Canvas Unisex Jersey 3501 (145 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 46 71
M 51 74
L 56 76
XL 61 79
 XXL 66 81


Tee Jays Men's Baseball Tee (TJ5072)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 49 70
M 51,5 71,5
L 54 73
XL 56,5 74,5
 XXL 57 76


SWEATSHIRTS

Gildan Heavy Blend (270 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 51 69
M 56 71
L 61 74
XL 66 76
XXL 71 79


Stanley/Stella Changer 2.0 Unisex Crewneck (350 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 55 71
M 59 73
L 63 75
XL 68 78
XXL 73 81


Gildan Heavy Blend Full Zip (271 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 49 69
M 54 71
L 59 74
XL 64 76
XXL 69 79


Continental Unisex Raglan Pullover Hoodie (320 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 57 66
M 61 68
L 65 71
XL 69 74


Earth Positive Unisex Hoodie (280 g/m²)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 50 70
M 53 72
L 56 74
XL 60 76
 XXL 64 78


Just Hoodies College Hoodie

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 51 67
M 56 67
L 61 73
XL 65 76
 XXL 69 79


Fruit Of The Loom - Premium Set In Sweat

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 53 68
M 57 70
L 61 73
XL 65 75
 XXL 69 78


Russell Authentic Zipped Hoodie

Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S 54 67
M 57 69
L 60 72
XL 63 74
 XXL 66 77



SWEATPANTS

Anvil Unisex Light Terry Jogger (186 g/m²)

Size Relaxed Waist (cm) Inseam (cm)
S 36 76
M 38 77
L 41 79
XL 43 80
 XXL 46 81


FOTL Classic Elasticated Cuff Jog Pants

Size Relaxed Waist (cm) Inseam (cm)
S 28 79
M 32 80
L 35 81
XL 38 82
 XXL 42 82


SUNN CUSTOM BOMBER JACKETS

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S 59 55 65
M 61 58 67
L 63 71 69
XL 65 64 72
XXL 67 67 75
XXXL 69 70 78


BOMBER JACKET (NAILS)

Size Width (cm) Length (cm) Arm length (cm)
S 57 66 67
M 60 68 68
L 63 70 69
XL 66 72 70
XXL 69 74 71


SHORTS

Just Cool - COOL SHORTS

Size 1/2 Waist Length inc. waistband
S 35.5cm 44cm
M 38cm 46cm
L 40.5cm 48cm
XL 43cm 50cm
XXL 45.5cm 52cm
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Only orders fully paid in advance can be picked up. You can not shop directly from our warehouse →  online purchases only.

If not collected within 7 days after being notified that your order is ready for collection, your order will be cancelled.

After receiving your ready for pick up notification via e-mail, you can find us at the following address:

Josef-Orlopp-Str. 92
10365 Berlin-Lichtenberg

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As long as the items are unworn and unwashed they can be returned to the below address:

EG Distribution GmbH
Evil Greed - Returns

Josef-Orlopp-Str. 92
10365 Berlin
Germany

Please note that we do not cover shipping back to us. If you want to make sure your package arrives okay you might want to consider sending it trackable / insured. Please also include either a copy of your invoice or a brief note with your order number so we can assign the package to the right order / customer.

Please clearly mark your shipment as "RETURN" so no custom / import charges are due when returning from an non-EU country. 

Once the items are with us and have been checked by our team, we will refund the amount due to your preferred payment method!

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