LICHTLAERM AUDIO "Kassandra"
Prophetic Modulation | VCA Phaser · Multi-Wave LFO · Univibe Alchemy.
Cursed to speak the truth and never be believed — but this one speaks in phasing voices you’ll never forget.
Kassandra is our tribute to the tragic oracle of Greek myth — a VCA-based phaser that delivers everything from classic swirl to chaotic movement, otherworldly textures, and Univibe-style pulse. It's a prophecy of what a phaser could be, whispered through analog circuitry and digital control.
At its heart lies a flexible, ultra-wide-range LFO with 8 waveform shapes — from smooth sine and triangle, to stepped randomness and sloped chaos. Tempo can be locked via tap tempo, or manually swept in real-time via expression input, letting you ride the modulation like a storm.
Phasing, Refined
- The Resonance control adjusts feedback through the first stage of the phaser — creating crisp, vocal-like movement without ever breaking into harsh distortion.
No fizz, no brittle peaks — just liquid, articulate depth that stays musical across the range.
- Built around a Voltage-Controlled Amplifier (VCA) core instead of traditional JFETs, Kassandra avoids the grainy artifacts and reliability issues of vintage designs. The result: smoother response, wider range, and richer dynamics.
- The LFO’s speed range is enormous — from glacial movement to blinding-fast modulation that approaches ring mod territory.
Univibe Mode & Experimental Features
Flip a switch and Kassandra becomes a Univibe — lush, asymmetric, and full of smoky swirl. It’s not an emulation — it’s a transformation, channeling the unique phase feel of the original classic in a fully analog signal path.
Want to push boundaries? Patch external effects into the FX Loop, which isolates the modulated path only — allowing you to distort, delay, or filter the movement itself. The dry stays untouched, the modulated gets mutated — creating surreal, never-before-heard sounds.
Polished Details
- Volume Control with up to +6dB boost to match or enhance your signal
- Expression Input to control the sweep manually — for wah-style textures or dynamic shifts
- 100% Analog Signal Path — your core tone remains pristine while the movement dances around it
- Digitally controlled for precision, but no DSP touches your sound
Kassandra isn’t just a phaser. It’s an oracle. A dream. A glimpse into modulation’s future, spoken through the warmth of analog circuitry and the chaos of unpredictable motion.
Features:
- Lichtlaerm Audio Smart Relay technology
- all analog signal path
- 4 stages of phase shifting
- 8 waveforms
- tap tempo
- fx-loop & manual sweep
- Univbe & Phaser settings
- volume control
- resonance control
What does Pre-Order mean & how does it work?
Pre-order means that you are ordering an item that is not yet manufactured or in stock. Pre-Order items will not ship before their release date. If your order contains one or more pre-order items, the entire order will be shipped in one package once the pre-order item is released.
Product Information & Safety
Disclaimer
Vinyl Orders- Please note that we do our best to protect vinyl records ideally for shipping, using our custom made mailers and additional cardboard squares. However, we can not guarantee that no damage on the way occurs. Ordering is at one's own risk. Vinyl might be delivered unsealed as we have to open copies to check vinyl colours, if not sufficiently labeled by the distributor / label.
Product Images- Please note that most of the images in our store are not actual photos but mock ups. These mock ups are digital representations of what we expect the final product to look like - however they do not represent the final product. Final vinyl pressings, prints, etc. may look slightly different.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I pick up my order?
Yes, you can pick up your order from our warehouse in Berlin Lichtenberg. Please choose “Pick Up” as delivery method at checkout and pay for your order as if it was a regular order. You will be notified via e-mail once your order is ready for collection. Pick Up times are Monday - Friday between 10 AM and 4 PM.
Only orders fully paid in advance can be picked up. You can not shop directly from our warehouse → online purchases only.
If not collected within 7 days after being notified that your order is ready for collection, your order will be cancelled.
After receiving your ready for pick up notification via e-mail, you can find us at the following address:
Josef-Orlopp-Str. 92
10365 Berlin-Lichtenberg
Walk onto the backyard and look out for a green door with a black sign saying "EVIL GREED / EG Distribution GmbH" and our logo, next to a loading ramp. We're located on the second floor - please ring the bell.
How do I return items on my order?
As long as the items are unworn and unwashed they can be returned to the below address:
EG Distribution GmbH
Evil Greed - Returns
Josef-Orlopp-Str. 92
10365 Berlin
Germany
Please note that we do not cover shipping back to us. If you want to make sure your package arrives okay you might want to consider sending it trackable / insured. Please also include either a copy of your invoice or a brief note with your order number so we can assign the package to the right order / customer.
Please clearly mark your shipment as "RETURN" so no custom / import charges are due when returning from an non-EU country.
Once the items are with us and have been checked by our team, we will refund the amount due to your preferred payment method!
Do you have a size chart for your items?
Yes, you can find it here.
Can I combine orders / add items to an already existing order?
We are not able to make any changes to already existing orders. If your order hasn't been processed yet, we can however cancel it so that you can place a new order containing all the items you wish to purchase.
When will my order arrive / how long does shipping take?
If your order does not contain any pre-order items (see below) it will be shipped within 1-2 days after purchasing. Once shipped, depending on where you are shipping can take up to 1-3 days (Germany), 7 days (Europe & UK) and 30 days (worldwide). If you want your order to arrive as soon as possible, please select FedEx at checkout.
How much does shipping cost?
You can find our shipping cost here.